Crickets Cook Great On An Electric Stove
No gas stoves? No problem... unless the electricity goes out. But that would never happen. This tinfoil hat is wicked warm.
Oh, hello there. It’s been a few days since I last checked in. Sorry, I’ve been busy huffing from the pilot light tube on my gas fireplace and now I have asthma.
What in the name of Klaus Schwab is going on here?
The White House is now reportedly entertaining a gas stove ban in the United States. According to the New York Post:
More than 12% of childhood asthma cases can be attributed to gas stoves, according to a report published last month by the International Journal of Environmental Research and Public Health.
Let’s put the notion that a rule like this could even be enforceable on the ‘back-burner’ for moment…
The geniuses in the federal government who have been wrong about just about everything from health science to energy policy over the last several years are now ready to ban gas stoves because of child health?
Is this government that cares so deeply about curbing child asthma the same government that also relentlessly pushed inoculations on kids… to prevent the spread of an illness that kids have statistically very little chance of being seriously harmed from… in an attempt to protect adults… even though the shots don’t stop transmission... Same government, right?
Are we in bizarro world?
Does changing the heating mechanism for your stove from gas to electricity have any other benefits besides preventing dangerous fumes in improperly ventilated homes? Of course! For one, if your power goes out your electric stove won’t work anymore even though your gas stove still would. Wait, that’s not a benefit… Let me try again…
It must be because electricity is a cheaper, more efficient energy source than gas… Wait, that’s wrong too…
I give up. It must actually be about health... Child asthma must be on the rise or something?
No?! Welp… it must secretly be about something else then. Whatever it is, I’m sure this will ultimately be a good thing. It probably doesn’t have anything to do with weaponizing IoT connected electronic devices down the line…
There is good news though; lord and ruler of the world Klaus Schwab seems to understand we are at a tipping point with trust in the new world order. That’s why he is organizing a super-secret coalition of the world’s elite in remote Davos for an ‘informal dialogue’ to 'restore tRuSt.’
It certainly isn’t to give fresh marching orders to his operatives in the cabinets that he has spent decades penetrating…
This should go without saying; resist this bullshit.
I can get you a gift certificate to get some chickens.