Neutral White Young-Adult Male
What do Drew Ortiz, Sora Tanaka, and Domino Abrams all have in common? This is a fun one.
Google GOOG 0.00%↑ search for “neutral white young-adult male with short brown hair and blue eyes” and you just might find a picture of Drew Ortiz. Who is Drew Ortiz? As it turns out, he’s probably nobody! But at one point he was a writer with a byline and a presence on the Sports Illustrated website:
In this amazing Futurism article that is equal parts hilarious a…
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