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Yuri Bezmenov's avatar

Great piece. The beanie babies happy meal toys of the late 90s were a lesson in Dutch tulip style bubbles. Kiosks kill human interaction. The menu used to say smiles are free, so one of my friends asked a worker for a medium-sized smile. Hilarious moment.

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Mike Fay's avatar

Thanks! Yeah, I really didn't care for the kiosk experience. "medium sized smile" lol

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Rebecca Giambarresi's avatar

very entertaining and quite representative of the cracked world we find ourselves in. Save a cow, Try Chick Filet!

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Luc's avatar

As Paul Harvey would do the "rest of the story" that's why you can get food there so cheap. And don't ask what's in the burgers!!

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Mike Fay's avatar

I'm sure I don't even wanna know what is in there!

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