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Holding no Bitcoin into FOMC day tomorrow, Mike? WTF bruh?? Say it ain’t so, bro! I pay you a nominal monthly fee with this unspoken tacit understanding that in return, you’re gonna pump my godd@mn bags, my dear crypto North Czar!!

Pump. My. Godd@mn. Bags. Please 🙏?? Lol…They’ve been nothing but chop/slightly down for 6 full months now. Dear god, Mike, do you understand how long 6 months feels when you’re positioned at around 50% of your entire (ex-real estate) investment portfolio in a single asset that just chops/bleeds out slowly for that entire time??? No, you probably don’t, because I seriously doubt you’ve ever allocated your own hard-earned $$ in such an unbelievably irresponsible way, my dear man. Good for you. I’m happy for you in that way…

Seriously, I am. I hope you are indeed as responsible with your fund allocations as I imagine you to be. Truly.

However, one serious question amongst all my histrionics in this here post: seriously, you have no $BTC long exposure at this point in time?? I’m highly suspicious of such a scenario to be frank [as if I have some great insight into your portfolio make-up at any given time, right?…haha…or do I…?? 🤔🤫].

But back to my point: I’m actually SOOO suspicious of this dubious notion that you truly have ZERO bitcoin exposure at this very moment, that unless I hear directly from you, specifically stating the contrary, I’m gonna go ahead and assume that you simply neglected to mention it amongst your list of active long positions heading into Jerome’s jazzy spectacular (aka the FOMC meeting). It should be so presumed that you are long $BTC at any given point in time, I take it, that you need not even make mention of it in general gentlemen’s discourse, right?? Right Mike??? Pump. Bags. Must. Need. Moon. Rocket ship. Lambos. Something. Anything….

Pump. My. Bags. Jerome!! [Even. Though. It’ll. Most. Likely. Actually. Be. Janet. Doing. The. Majority. Of. The. Stroking. Of. My. Bitcoin. Long. Behind. The. Scenes!!]

P.S. as an aside, something I’ve just been dying to share with someone else for so long now, and I just can’t keep it bottled up in silence any longer: Janet Y is such a TSILF, if I’ve ever seen one, am I right?? Cmon, you know you’re with me on that one fellas…and likely many of the ladies out there too…I need a very cold shower pre-FOMC I think.

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Prediction: Gold goes up some more between now and EOY 2024. Bitcoin goes up significantly more than Gold does through the end of 2024 and likely into at least some portion of 2025. I think $BTC is truly gonna start surprising folks to the upside again, just as everyone has discounted it as not as volatile/exciting to the upside as it once was. Relegating it to “just digital gold” and also PRESUMING that it will therefore, at best, only trade as gold does…that’s when Bitcoin (imho) is gonna kick off her pleated dress slacks and she’s gonna get her shiny, shimmering spandex-tighted arse jazzercising again. (Not sure why I went with that metaphor, but just roll with it please.) I’m envisioning numerous $3-5k daily price spikes on the way up…

Yes, I’m very much talking my freaking book with this highly-speculative prediction here. Doesn’t mean it’s improper for me to see that kind of scenario happening in the not-too-distant future! Say it can’t happen, I dare you! I welcome you say it, in fact! Please say it won’t occur…

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